who keeps clogging the toilet
this episode was out of control
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality